I forgot to mention the chair

I've broken my second outdoor balcony chair. It happened yesterday. This incident was much less embarassing than the first one. After the first chair broke, I thought to myself, "I must be too fat for it." This time, though, the chair broke as I was unfolding it, so I thought instead, "I must be too strong for this chair," a much more affirming thought.

It is a good thing that I know so few people here because I'm running out of places for people to sit when they visit.

Also, coming soon, expect an angry political rant. I will try to work on it tonight once the weather cools down.

As well, I am applying for a job tonight that I am not really qualified for, but really want. Wish me luck with it!