Things you don't hear everyday....

The other day at work, one of my co-workers poked her head in my office door. The following conversation ensued:

Co-worker: I don't know if you heard or not, but the Health Centre downstairs is offering free Pap smears.
Heidi: (blinks) Free what?
Co-worker: Free Pap smears. Go down and get your cookie checked!

Random things happen in my office.