I don't have superpowers

As a rather strange side effect to having so much alone time, I have begun to feel like I can do a lot of things that I think I really can't. When there's no one around to challenge you, it's easy to believe certain things about yourself. However, some of my beliefs could someday get me into trouble if I start actually trying to use these abilities. Therefore, here is a list to remind myself of the things I can't do:

• I can't actually speak Spanish. French, oui. English, yes. Spanish, no.
  
• I am not qualified to diagnose diseases
• I can't communicate with animals well enough to stop a rampaging bear if one ever attacks me
• I can't predict the future
• I am not as physically flexible as I think I am
• My charm does not work on everyone - some people are immune to the "twinkle smile"
  
• I am not telekinetic nor telepathic, no matter how much I want to be
• Caffeine does not enable me to fly, no matter how wired I get (thanks, Lone Ranger!)
• Also, apparently I can't even walk. During this morning's (Tuesday's) walk, I sprained my ankle and fell flat on my face. It is healing now, but is still sore and annoying.
  

I may add to this list as more things become evident.