My destiny

I've discovered my destiny, my purpose. I am meant to write postmodern short stories in which nothing happens. My series is based on my work on my thesis - very metafictional. My stories are so postmodern right now that they don't even exist. It's a comment on how language is a barrier that prevents us from communicating anything meaningful. Either that, or else it's a comment on my work ethic right now.

If you're wondering about my thesis, don't ask.